- Brigadier: Oh dear. Women. Not really my field.
- Doctor: Don't worry Brigadier. People will be shooting at you soon.
i will gladly support all the social justice that people on this site outwardly strive for, but purposefully skewing a post someone else makes and using it as an excuse to attack them and go on a rant about your beliefs is like trying to raise support for gun rights by going around and shooting people
the only thing you’re going to end up with is a lot of people who know exactly why they hate guns
Doctor: I need to go deep undercover.
(Wears a different coat)
(Introduces self as “The Doctor”)
(Puts up a very suspicious sign)
(Shows time machine to first human teenager that asks about it)
Doctor: No one will suspect a thing.
remember, kids, we can be certain of 3 things in this world
dundrearyisms are fun
and two wrongs don’t make a left turn
my 18 year old brother was making mac and cheese and just threw the butter in with the water
he hadn’t even put the noodles in yet he was just going to throw everything in the pan at once
this is why i worry about future generations