if you text chat with me after midnight its like i am super drunk

  • friend: the o and e keys are on different fingers @ opposite ends of the keyboard.
  • friend: spell it right.
  • me: shhhhhhhh nobody needs to know they're seperated
  • me: the have to keep up appearances in public
  • me: especially cause y is a creeper and will try to swoop right in on that shit if he hears

i'm not even going to ask

  • friend: alkali
  • me:
  • me:
  • friend: oops wrong window
- Markiplier  loses an entire moon  plays Sightline: The Chair (x)
the moon turned into space cake, you say? maybe he had a little too much space wine
i spent entirely too much time on this. i regret absolutely nothing. also, it is impossible to be good at MS paint

- Markiplier  loses an entire moon  plays Sightline: The Chair (x)

the moon turned into space cake, you say? maybe he had a little too much space wine

i spent entirely too much time on this. i regret absolutely nothing. also, it is impossible to be good at MS paint

no but you don’t understand how much this upsets me because the dalek found the one thing in the entire universe the doctor had an unending hate for and it latched onto that instead of seeing the whole picture

i mean the dang thing just completely missed the entire point but hey it gave it a shot it didn’t work out it was a dalek what did i expect

  • Twelve: I'mma jump into a Dalek's mind and show it my thoughts about their existence.
  • Twelve: I've made a huge mistake.
when a girl tries to hawk a loogie and any surrounding guys are all just like

when a girl tries to hawk a loogie and any surrounding guys are all just like

And now, a genetics lesson with Markiplier

jizzinginyourpants:

fatninjawalrus:

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this has been genetics with Markiplier

Brohoof?

Not sure if insulting my mom, or if complimenting my dad.

not sure if request for brohoof

or inquiry about how it got there

fruitasticharlotte:

cameltoecool:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

HOW PRECIOUS

I am in love with this little bun

we rescued a rabbit and it was super scared of us at first and it always hid behind stuff but it slowly got more comfortable around us and then one day she walked right over to my feet and flopped over like that and we had never seen a rabbit lay like that before in our lives and then we realized
we did good

fruitasticharlotte:

cameltoecool:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

HOW PRECIOUS

I am in love with this little bun

we rescued a rabbit and it was super scared of us at first and it always hid behind stuff but it slowly got more comfortable around us and then one day she walked right over to my feet and flopped over like that and we had never seen a rabbit lay like that before in our lives and then we realized

we did good

(via mister--groot)

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sexy-sky:

lets play a game of is that porn audio or mark and wade playing a game

[X]

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