• Brigadier: Oh dear. Women. Not really my field.
  • Doctor: Don't worry Brigadier. People will be shooting at you soon.

i will gladly support all the social justice that people on this site outwardly strive for, but purposefully skewing a post someone else makes and using it as an excuse to attack them and go on a rant about your beliefs is like trying to raise support for gun rights by going around and shooting people

the only thing you’re going to end up with is a lot of people who know exactly why they hate guns

premiium:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

walkingmyhellhound:

If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.

that’s really inspiring

holy fucking shit

(via mister--groot)

mrfippstuff:

Doctor: I need to go deep undercover.

(Wears a different coat)

(Introduces self as “The Doctor”)

(Puts up a very suspicious sign)

(Shows time machine to first human teenager that asks about it)

Doctor: No one will suspect a thing.

fynyteinfynyty:

He was just waiting for a reincarnation with eyebrows worthy of making the trip.

this deserves so many notes

fynyteinfynyty:

He was just waiting for a reincarnation with eyebrows worthy of making the trip.

this deserves so many notes

mamarenren:

the best moment in tv history

(via backtothebakula)

remember, kids, we can be certain of 3 things in this world

dundrearyisms are fun

and two wrongs don’t make a left turn

ah, the memories. i swear this dude called me a fly every single day. one time i just got soooo fed up with this asshole and i’m pretty sure i pickpocketed his house key and stole every single item from his house. dude came home that night to a table and chairs because they were the only things i couldn’t take. cleaned out his place like i was the grinch on christmas eve
he didn’t act any different afterwards, but it satisfied me to know that, had he had owned a flyswatter, the motherfucker was probably missing it dearly

ah, the memories. i swear this dude called me a fly every single day. one time i just got soooo fed up with this asshole and i’m pretty sure i pickpocketed his house key and stole every single item from his house. dude came home that night to a table and chairs because they were the only things i couldn’t take. cleaned out his place like i was the grinch on christmas eve

he didn’t act any different afterwards, but it satisfied me to know that, had he had owned a flyswatter, the motherfucker was probably missing it dearly

(via vgscreencaps)

backtothebakula:

thespookymaraca:

its-davison-oclock-somewhere:

I did a thing.

dies by falling

IT CAME BACK TO ME!

i have no idea why this is so funny but i laughed way too much

my 18 year old brother was making mac and cheese and just threw the butter in with the water

he hadn’t even put the noodles in yet he was just going to throw everything in the pan at once

this is why i worry about future generations